establishing shot, a sunny day on the beach.
enter two protagnists.
Protagonist one – adult male, 29 years old, degree level education. “Daddy”.
Protagonist two – his daughter, 3 years old, no particular level of education. “Girl”.
Scene update: the sea is a little way out, the sand is soft and warm, the sun is shining, a summer beach scene in early spring.
Daddy: “Lets go to the sea and have a paddle!”
The two head, hand in hand, towards the gently lapping surf.
Girl sees worm casts on the sand.
Girl: “Daddy, what are those wormy things?”
Daddy: “They are called flesh eating foot biter worms.”
Girl: “….. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Fade to black as girl cries unconsolably and refuses to let her feet touch the sand ever again.
Me and my big gob.