My favourite news stories of the week – indeed the month so far – have been the following:
1) Ninja kangaroo attacks family, and is evenutally subdued as a householder puts said marsupial in a head lock!
2) Chimp stacks up stones methodically through the morning, in order to lob them at zoo-goers.
I know it goes against everything I believe in, but would it be so bad to put these two in a ring together? … I know – I’m sorry.