Well I do.
Actually let’s just be clear, I know when I’ve been googled, not when you have.
I know because google sends people to this blog, and then the search string shows up in the stats, which to be quite honest is a bit alarming.
I mean, are you googling me because you like me, or because you’re after me in some kind of sinister way? Is it out of some weird fascination, in the same way as I might google ‘birch bark canoe’ – (I don’t know why I find them so interesting…)…?
Or is it because you hate me, and want to find ammunition to use against me?
Well whatever it is, you ended up here, and I hope it made you rethink your behaviour. In the past, when I have googled myself (shameful, but I have done it) I have come up with articles written by Simon Cross (not always mine) and a Scottish rugby player… who is sadly not me. Sigh.
Anyway, I feel somehow secure in the hands of wordpress, who would surely show up a search string of ‘where is Simon Cross, I want to kill him’ – at least if it didnt before, it will now. Google whack!