So last friday was officially the worlds most exciting day ever. Around the world, literally loads of people were just really excited, and showed their excitement by watching TV!
Now I am never one to fail to be caught up in a flood of mass hysteria, so I too got really excited. I painted union flags everywhere I could think of, and dressed in a top hat and tails all day long.
I was of course planning to do the most exciting thing I oculd think of, which was to watch the TV, but just at the last minute I discovered a sharp stick, and just couldnt resist poking it into my eyes until I had thoroughly blinded myself.
OK, so I missed the wedding, but surely blinding myself with a sharp stick is just as exciting!?
You may think I am cynical, you may call me negative and sarcastic, but really…
Quite a sweet comment from somebody I know, perhaps not the sharpest tool in the drawer: ‘I watched the wedding, I am an arachist you see… that is what its called isnt it? When you love the Queen?’
So how did you celebrate yours?